A blonde pulls into a mechanic to have a car problem looked at.
The mechanic inspects the engine and says to the blonde, “it’s not a big deal. Just shit in the carburetor.”
The blonde responds, “Oh, OK! How often do I have to do that?”
Car Problems
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door an...
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