What do you call a person whose job is paint cars.
Car Painter
Why do autobody painters worship Jesus?
Because they think he's a good car painter!
A rich snail goes into a car shop...
He picks out a super fast car and says, "I want a big S painted on the left side, the right side, the front, the back. I want big Ss everywhere! The car painter asks why, and the snail says, "Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say, 'Wow! Look at that escargot!'"
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