One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.
On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"
The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give t...
What did the spiritual race car driver say to his mother?
I have good car, ma!
A car driver hits a low flying parrot
He takes the unconscious parrot, home and cares for it. The next day it regains consciousness and finds himself in a cage. It gets surprised and says, " W-w-wait, jail? Did the car driver die?"
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What do you call a Communist race-car driver who shits his pants when he crashes?
Skid Marx
Race car driver Niki Lauda died today.
He was buried by his pit crew, 3.4 secs later.
Celebrity Race-car Driver Lewis Hamilton Walk into a country golf club in England
He sees the woman on reception and enquires about joining the club.
Looking slightly disappoint, the woman at the desk tells Lewis that unfortunately the club has a very old rule which states only white people can become members.
She apologises for the out of date rule but says that ...
A German race car driver once told me why he never goes down on a woman.
Because the intake is too close to the exhaust.
What do you call an Asian race car driver
Nobody knows
A race car driver ran into a post when getting out of the pit.
He ended up in pole position.
Why did the NASCAR driver die in the car wreck?
Because he was indy car when it happened
The quickest way to become a millionaire is to become a professional race car driver...
You just need to start off as a billionaire
A truck driver carrying 6 penguins got into an accident
A car driver stop by and ask if everybody is alright.
The truck driver says to the car driver if he could help and take the 6 penguins to the Zoo for him, while he fixes his truck. The car driver more than happy to help, takes the 6 penguins and leave.
Few days later, the t...
Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers...
It's called "Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"
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