The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital
So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany."
A blonde got tired of blonde jokes
One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last n...
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Struggles of passwords
"Set password:"
carrot
"Password must be at least 8 characters."
boiled carrot
"Password must contain at least 1 number."
1 boiled carrot
"Password cannot contain spaces."
50boiledcarrots
"Password must contain at least 1 capital."
50FUC...
Iâll have you know, I know all of the Capitals in the UK
UK
I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals.
It's shift work.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend asked, "What's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
How many capitals does Fence have?!
They always say Murder is a capital of Fence, Kidnapping is a capital of Fence, Treason is a capital of Fence... and the names? Geeze, not very inviting places.
The Washington Capitals walk into a bar.
Everybody orders a drink. They all finish drinking and order another. The Bartender asks if they would like to start a tab. Ovechkin comes out and says, "No, thanks. We always stop at the second round."
I can say all the capitals in alphabetical order.....
Capital A Capital B Capital C...you get the picture.
Scooby Doo villain apprehended in Colombian Capital
Says, âHe wouldâve gotten away with it too, if it wasnât for those MedellĂn kids.â
WiFi password is Romeamsterdamparis all one word
Any capitals?
Yeah, three.
A Russian spy infiltrated in America is arrested
A Russian spy under the alias of âJoe Smithâ is arrested by American officials. He is put in an interrogation room and confronted by an official, Agent Perry.
Smith: âI donât understand, why am I being interrogated?â
Perry: âDrop the act, Smith, if that even is your real name. We know ...
A blonde wants to prove to people that sheâs not just a dumb blonde.
So she asks her friend, "How could I show people I'm smart?"
Her friend says, "Well- you could start by learning all the provinces and their capitals."
The blonde spends the whole week learning them. Itâs hard, but she knows it will be worth it when people see how smart she is. ...
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