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Cancer Cell Jokes

What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell?

One of them has an existential crisis.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs.

Found in the comments of a /r/til post by /u/laurelwraith

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Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

Me: *can't afford to pay medical bills* Cancer cell: Kids these days don't work hard enough

Ok tumor

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What do you call someone who works for buzzfeed?

A cancer cell

A Man Finds a Lamp...

A man is on a walj when he comes across as lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out.

The genie tells the man he will grant him 3 wishes.

The man thinks long and hard and declares "I want to live a long and healthy life."

The genie immediately scans the man's body, eliminatin...

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