Can You Sell Jokes

His expectations are low for this guy, so he gives him a couple dozen toothbrushes to sell, expecting him to flop out.

To his surprise, the man returns in an hour with all the money. "S-s-sold then a-all!", he says.

The salesman chalks it up to beginners luck, and hands the stutterin... read more

"Can you sell me some cyanide?"

The pharmacist asks what it's going to be used for.

"I need to kill my husband."

"Sorry, I can't sell it to you."

The woman pulls out a picture of her husband sleeping with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist immediately pales and ... read more