What can you see in a D&D game, and the floor of a stripclub
A bunch of singles.
How can you see if a guy can laugh?
Give him test tickles.
How can you see a joke?
by looking in the mirror
What concert can you see for 45 cents?
50 cent, featuring Nickleback.
How can you see if a hippie has a girlfriend?
He has one clean finger
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room.A man enters and asks, “Can you see me?”
and they respond; “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
How can you see that a Tesla is on AutoPilot?
It uses its turn indicators.
Two blondes are walking and one asks, “ which is closer, the moon or Florida?” And the other responds, “duh...
... can you see Florida?”
A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border.
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:
"What h...
How do we know that the US founding fathers were pro-mexican?
The national anthem doesn't say: "Hey Frank, look over there!" Instead it says: "Jose can you see."
My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well," she said, "I've lost a stone. Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone," I said. "Can you see a difference?"
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
