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Money can't buy happiness

But people can

They say you can't buy happiness,

But between you and me, I know a guy.
Of course, he calls it ecstasy, but it's the same stuff.

They say money can't buy happiness…

But tell me, have you ever seen a sad man in a Ferrari?

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