If you live on the west coast of the USA right near the factory that makes diet pizza pockets, and you eat one
Then that is a local lo-cal Cal-zone calzone.
Someone just tried to break into a famous Parks and Rec-inspired restaurant.
They wanted to rob Rob Lowe's low-cal calzone zone.
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