UPJOKE

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Why is calling someone a pussy a really stupid way of calling someone weak?

Because pussies can take a hell of a pounding

Calling someone an “Einstein” is overrated.

Whenever someone acts smart around me, I just say, “Wow, you’re like a walking, talking, Steven Hawking.”

Instead of calling someone "dummy thicc" we should call them "hot and heavy"

(It's not much of a joke, but i cant figure out were else to post it, any help?)

Calling someone average is mean

but I think they are the mean

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