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Calling 911 Jokes

What did Chuck Norris say after calling 911?

What's your emergency?

A 911 operator gets a call.

"911 what's your emergency?" the operator asks.

"I'm smoking." replied a middle-aged woman.

"Sorry, ma'am but you shouldn't be calling 911. Please contact an expert if you need help." The operator hangs up the phone.

The phone rings again.

"911, what's your emergency?" t...

Why did the blonde have trouble calling 911?

She couldn't find the eleven on her phone.

A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking

She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven.

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A guy call the reception desk at the hotel where he is staying.

The receptionist answer and the man calmly says: please I need your help, my wife wants to jump out the window from the 10th floor. The receptionist says: It is late in the night sir and There is only me and a maintenance guy in the building, no one can help you. Besides it is a personal matter, I t...

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