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I got fired from the calendar factory

just for taking a day off :(

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory a couple weeks ago, and all I did was take a few days off.

But it's alright, I think I'm going to become a mirror washer.

It's something I can really see myself doing

I lost my job at the calendar factory.

My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.



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He wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then he changed his mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? - Ireland. It’s Dublin every day.

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I'm an expert at dating

After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day

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