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Calculus Teacher Jokes

Why did the Calculus Teacher take the student's calculator away?

He was viewing graphic material

Why don't calculus teachers go to bars?

Because they don't want to drink and derive.

Don’t date a calculus teacher

They’re gonna replace u

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why did the calculus teacher lose his license.

Drinking and deriving

Why do calculus teachers hate the Final Fantasy games?

The characters keep breaking their limits.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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Two Calculus Professors Are Grabbing Dinner Together

Two calculus professors are grabbing dinner together.

The first one says to the other: “Why do we teach our students calculus? They just cram it for the tests then forget it.”

The second professor says: “They don’t forget it after the final I’ll prove it to you. The next time the wai...

Math joke

My Calculus teacher told me:"Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."
I replied:"Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"

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So there's a terrible student...

This student comes to class only a quarter of the time, never turns in homework, never speaks in class or participates in group exercises, etc. However, he always does well on exams and quizzes, even when it seems like he hasn't studied at all. The strangest thing is that every time there's an exam,...

My teacher said that before we start our new book, "it's best we say the N word a couple times out loud, just get it out of our system".

I've seen this help students reading old material and I could definitely see why some English teachers do this, but I had no idea why my Calculus teacher was having us try it out.

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Calculus

The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final. Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn't very well
liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how mu...

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