UPJOKE

FARMER: did you put lights and sirens on my pig

ME [hopping on its back]:

H A M B U L A N C E

Di d y ou k n o w

tha t it’ s po s s ib l e to wri t e on t he phon e wit h you r p e ni s?
Th e on ly is su e is bal ls pre ssin g sp a c e a ll th e ti me

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