C-3PO, Robocop, and The Terminator are planning a play about classical music composers
C-3PO says, “I’ll be Mozart”. Robocop says, “I’ll be Beethoven”. The Terminator says, “I’ll be Bach”.
Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Joe the dyslexic cop gets pulled into the captain's office...
Joe the dyslexic cop gets pulled into the captain's office, where he is read the riot act. The captain says, "You're a good cop, but these reports just aren't going to cut it anymore, Joe! They're practically illegible! The next report, if there's even one word misspelled on it, you are going on sus...
There's a woman in the park sells batteries.
She sells C cells by the seesaw.
Bugs in C code should be called fishes
Because fishes are found in the sea
The code-genie
A programmer finds a genie on the darkweb, and the genie messages him: "YOU GET THREE WISHES." So the programmer excitedly immediately wishes to be a billionaire. The genie messages back: "Hold on there pally it's not that easy. You gotta get me out of the darkweb first and into a LAMP."
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