By Then Jokes - 2 Hilarious By Then Jokes

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By then end of my lifetime, I will have cause tens of thousands of ejaculations.

Single-handedly.

An old farmer got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet.

As he was heading back to bed, he looked out the window and saw the lights on in his shed. A closer inspection revealed men loading his tools and farm machinery into their truck.

He rushes to the phone and calls 000 (911)

"I need the police! There are some guys clearing out my shed!"...

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