By The Book Jokes - 3 Hilarious By The Book Jokes

By the book

Lady looks out her window and sees a couple of Parks and Recreation guys setting up cones before they start work.

They finish and one guy digs a big hole by the sidewalk.

He finishes, they chat and drink coffee, then he walks about 10 yards away and starts a second hole, meanwhile, the...

Why are libraries so strict??

They have to go by the book..

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A heavily injured man is laying bleeding in the floor.

Two rookie paramedics, Jay and Bill, are the first responders and rush to his side.

"Shit, there's so much blood, what do we do?" Says Jay.

"I don't know, I've never done this in practice before, I've only ever went by the book." Bill replies.

"Well, what does it say in the boo...

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