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The good doctor

A doctor moves to America, but is not allowed to continue practicing medicine. So he opens a shop with a sign that says "$20 and we'll cure any illness. Guaranteed, or you get $100 back."

A lawyer sees the sign and realizes he can make an easy $100. He walks into the clinic and says he lost ...

Doctor to patient - We have finally figured out

Why your pain isn't going away.

Patient - why?

Doctor - Even though these pills are called analgesics, they are supposed to be taken by mouth.

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