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Buying A House Jokes

I can see myself getting married, buying a house and having kids but

getting a tattoo? That is a real commitment.

Marriage is like buying a house...

...and prostitution is like renting.

Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?

Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.
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