I was buying a house from a Native American the other day
I asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'get your own damn wife'
I can see myself getting married, buying a house and having kids but
getting a tattoo? That is a real commitment.
Marriage is like buying a house...
...and prostitution is like renting.
Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?
Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.
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