So a man goes to buy things for his gf when they go to prom.
He goes to buy her some flowers, and there is a long line. He waits for a while before he can finally get them.
He then goes to buy her some chocolates, and again there is a very long line. He reluctantly waits, so he can get them for her.
Finally, he goes to the suit store to pick out...
How does the Pope buy things online
He uses Papal.
A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist [OC]
So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wa...
A man in his backyard (Warning: May be offending)
After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking a beer. As he's getting up to get a snack, he stops and asks, "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?"
To which Jesus replies,"You slave in the sun to support the ones you love. You make money so you can buy things for ...
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