A granny is walking to the store when she is stopped by a military checkpoint
Soldiers inform her that she can't cross the bridge because it was destroyed. "Destroyed how? I can plainly see it and there is nothing wrong with it." "No, no, ma'am" explains the soldier. "According to the exercise scenario this bridge was destroyed yesterday and we can't let anybody cross." "But ...
Can't afford blue cheese?
Buy regular cheese and wait!
Can't afford regular cheese?
Buy milk and wait even longer!
In regards to the recent ruble crash in Russia
A Russian boy asks his father
"Daddy, can I have 5 ruble for buy milk bread and vodka?"
His father replies
"20 ruble? What you need 50 ruble for?"
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