A small man sits in a bar with his beer. Suddenly another, larger man comes into the bar walks up to the small one hits him on the shoulder grabs his beer and drinks it in one shot. The small one then starts to cry horrible. The other man who feels sorry for him now says: "Hey man, it's just a beer,...
Two reasons I won't give money to homeless people.
1. They're probably just going to buy beer with that money. 2. I'm going to buy beer with that money.
Construction
A construction worker falls off a building and dies. His boss instructs the apprentice to go to his wife and tell her the sad news.
After an hour the apprentice comes back with 2 beer crates. His boss is furious:
„I didn’t tell you to buy beer, I told you to inform Mrs Smith that her h...
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Horse went to a bar and started drinking beer. He ended up drinking too much beer.
He then accidentally spilled beer of another guy sitting next to him. He apologized and said he’s gonna buy beer for him. The guy agreed. Horse had already ran out of money though. So he hides behind the counter and silently pissed on the glass and fills it up. He gives the glass to the man. Af...
I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for a few dollars for food.
I pull $10 from my wallet and ask the man "if i give you this money will you buy beer with it?"
"No i had to give up drinking years ago" the man replied
"Will you use it to fish instead of buying food?" I asked
"No i dont waste time fishing" he replied " I have to use my time ...
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