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I buy and sell old adding machines for profit but lately I've been losing money.

Something's not adding up.

Where do you go to buy and sell shrimp?

The Prawn shop

A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes.

A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes.

“The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.”

“OK,” the guy says. “I want to be the best golfer in the world.”

The genie blinks and suddenly the guy can feel a new golf s...

Why are sheep biased when it comes to car sales?

They only buy and sell Ram

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