Teacher calls on little Timmy in class one day, asking "If there are fourteen birds on a fence, and you shoot three of them with a gun, how many are left?"
Timmy says, "None--the gunshot would have scared 'em all away."
Teacher replies, "No, that's wrong--it's eleven, but I like the wa...
I like the way you think!
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?" One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away....
Johnny was in class when his teacher asks
Johnny was in class when his teacher asks:
-Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left.
-None, miss. The others will fly away!
-The right answer is four, but i like the way you think.
Johnny goes quiet, and then raises his hand.
-Yes?<...
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