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Busy Man Jokes

My father was a very busy man.

He used to work three jobs to support us, but even then he used to try his best to help me with my studies so that I didn't fall behind.
When I was a kid, he taught me how to count, and I will never forget that.
After 4, comes 5.
After 7, comes 8.
After 10, comes Jack.

The lazy composer was a busy man

as he had several scores to settle

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A very busy man needs to leave on a long business trip...

In fear that his long absence will cause his wife to become disloyal, he decides to get her a way to please herself. The man buys his wife a magic dildo. He introduces the magic dildo to his wife, "Its magic! All you have to do is tell it what to do, and it'll do it!!"
In disbelief the woman d...

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