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Busting A Nut Jokes

When cops arrest a clinically insane person...

...are they busting a nut?

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

If opening a walnut is busting a nut..

Make sure to swallow the seed!

Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park?

- For busting a nut in public view

A handyman was securing a bolt into a wall when he got distracted by a beautiful woman.

He ended up busting a nut.

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A trucker was missing his girlfriend

A trucker had been on the road for a couple of weeks and was looking forward to seeing his girlfriend back home and having sex with her. He was nervous about busting a nut too early and remembered reading that masturbating before having sex would help prolong the act. The only problem was that he di...

What do you call it when you get milk from an almond?

Busting a nut.

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3 test in hell

Three guys die and go to hell. The devil greets them and says: "to show u guys that I'm not such a bad guy, Il give you 3 test and if you pass them Il send you to heaven". The three men are very exited and ask what the test are. Well, you can do them in any order but must do all 3. One of them is yo...

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