So a woman goes to the doctor with a busted lip and a black eye...
...and the doctor says, "Oh my, what happened?" To which the woman replies, "Well my husband always goes to the bar after work, he then proceeds to come home and beat me. I've tried everything to get him to stop but nothing works." The doc listens to her story and after a few minutes, he respond...
Seamus walked into the pub, sat down at his usual table...
...and proudly announced, “Drinks are on me tonight, boys.”
His pals looked at each other, knowing that Seamus was very tight with his wallet. Michael spoke up, “Are ye OK?”
Seamus clapped him on the shoulder and said, “Aye, Mikey, I’m just fine. Last night, while I was here with you l...
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Two guys meet, and one has a black eye...
"What happened?" said the first.
"I was in church last Sunday and when we all got up to receive blessings I saw that the woman standing in front of me had her dress tucked between her butt cheeks. My first reaction was to reach out and pull it out. She turned around and punched me right in th...
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