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Bus Drivers Jokes

Ugly Baby & the Bus Driver

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. While trying to pay for the bus fare, the bus driver made a comment about how ugly the baby was. Mad about the comment the bus driver made, the lady was huffing and puffing and was clearly upset when she sat down.


"What's wrong?", said the man next t...

It was supposed to be the town bus drivers' annual 5k fun-run today..

But most of them pulled out without any indication.

Bus drivers are the rudest persons on Earth.

They never give up their seats for elderly or disabled people.

Woman bus drivers

When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality.

And then I wait for the next bus...

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Hippy and the bus driver

So a hippy gets on a bus and sees a beautiful nun sitting there. He tries to talk to her but she refuses saying she has devoted her life to god only.

The nun gets off at the next stop and the hippy decides he wants to have sex with her. The bus driver, seeing the hippy perving on the nun, wa...

What do you call rude bus drivers?

Bustards

Did you know that bus drivers are good for more than driving the bus.

Thanks to them the pregnancy rate in nuns has dropped drastically

I always get bored and frustrated jacking off three bus drivers at once.

You're going at it for ages then suddenly...

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The nun and the bus driver

So one day a man gets on a bus and runs into the most beautiful nun he’s ever met. He asked the nun to come back to his house, the nun replies with no and gets off the bus. The man goes up to the bus driver and asks him “how can I get with the nun?” The bus driver replies, “every day at 8pm the nun ...

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