What does a burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant woman all have in common?
An idiot who didn’t take it out in time.
burnt pizza
If you burn your Hawaiian pizza, you should try cooking it at aloha temperature.
There was once a little boy
For his 2nd birthday he was given a little tractor with pedals. He loved it so much that it started an obsession with tractors.
By his fourth birthday, he already had 30 tractors of different sizes and colours.
As soon as he learnt how to read, he started filling his shelves in his bed...
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