**Edit: Just to make it clear, I am not taking credit for the joke(s). I just merely found it/them whilst browsing around and thought you guys would appreciate it/them.**
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2...
Cows & politics
***SOCIALISM***
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
***COMMUNISM***
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
***FASCISM***
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
***BUREAUCRATISM***
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