When I visited my mate on his farm, he asked meet to help him round up 18 bullocks.
"Certainly", I said, "You have 20."
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An Irishman walked down an alley in Belfast...
A thug jumped from the shadows and pointed a gun at him.
"Millie up, ya Croppy shite!" Said the thug. "I'll blast yer papist skull!"
"Bite the back o' me bullocks with that Blarney." Replied the Irishman. "I'm no Catholic, ya fookin eejit."
"Ha!" Said the thug. "Good craic! I tr...
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