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Bubba And Earl Jokes

Bubba and Earl sitting in a boat...

...fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer, when Bubba says "I think I'm gonna divorce the wife, she ain't spoke to me in two months."
Earl rubs his chin, spits tobacco juice over the side, takes a swallow of beer and says "Ya better think about it, a woman like that's hard find."

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Bubba and Earl

Earl walks into Bubba's barn and finds Bubba dancing naked in front of his John Deere. Earl says "Bubba what are you doin' "

Bubba says "Me and the wife haven't been doin so good in the bedroom lately and the therapist said I should do something sexy to a tractor"

Police Checkpoint

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a few bottles of Budweiser

Bubba, said "Slow down, Earl, a Police checkpoint is ahead!!

There was quite a few vehicles in front of them so Earl said, "Don't worry, Bubba, "We'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers, peel o...

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