Why don't you see brown envelopes in the mail anymore?
Because everyone knows white mails get through the system faster.
What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?
White Mail Privilege
Paddy goes to the door to get his mail...
As he looks down, he sees a big brown envelope, with "DO NOT BEND!" written on it.
He's still standing there, wondering how he's going to pick it up off the floor.
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