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What's brown and sticky and doesn't smell good?

A stick with a cold.

What’s brown and sticky?

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s pink and slippery?

A pink slipper.

What’s brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?

Any open jar of Marmite.

What is brown and sticky?

The prime minister of Ukraine's nose

I was walking in the park today and I stepped on something brown and sticky. What was it?

A stick

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What’s brown and sticky?

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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