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Brown And Sticky Jokes

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Whats Long Brown and Sticky?

I forgot the punchline, Shit,

What’s brown and sticky?

My boomerang that won’t come back.

What’s brown and sticky?

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s pink and slippery?

A pink slipper.

What’s brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What brown and sticky?

Johnny Depps bed!

Someone asked this joke today in zone chat on an online game I play called ESO online. The usual answer is 'a stick'. The person who asked really liked my new answer.

What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?

Any open jar of Marmite.

What is brown and sticky?

The prime minister of Ukraine's nose

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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