I've just spent the last 43 minutes trying to fix a broken clock.
At least I think it was 43 minutes.
A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.
While Jesus is showing him round, he spots a broken clock. “What’s that there for?” he asks. Jesus says “that’s Mother Teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied.” “Just over here is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. He lied twice, so it has moved twice.”
“Where is Don...
How do you fix a broken clock?
You Tic it to the Toctor.
A broken clock is right two...
more times a day than I am
My friend asked me if I could try my hand at fixing his broken clock
After tinkering with it for a bit, I handed it back to him.
"How will I know if it's fixed?" he asked.
To which I replied, "Time will tell."
Why do I find broken clocks rude?
Because they won't give me the time of day.
Little Johnny Back At It
Little Johnny is in class, and they are working in vocabulary.
Miss Jones asks the class "Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?"
Little Mary shoots her hand up in the air, as does Little Johnny. Miss Jones has heard a lot of jokes, so of course she calls Little Mary first...
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