[NSFW] A polar bear takes his broken car to be fixed...
He tells the mechanic what the problem is; "There is a LOT of smoke coming from the exhaust." he says, "I'll leave it with you and go grab lunch. I'll see you in an hour or so."
After a few hours Bob 'the polar' Bear returns.
The mechanic gets straight to it, and simply says "well I'm ...
Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert
** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... **
A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks. João, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a pie...
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Where's The Manager?
John lives in a remote village. All the villagers are piss poor except for John. John's rich. One day, John decides to head to the city to buy a car. He wants to be the only one with a car his village.
Manager: This is the lastest and the most expensive car available in our shop.
Joh...
I think my mechanic is an antivaxxer
He gave me essential oils for my broken car.
The longest joke in the world (Shortened)
So this guy is driving in the desert when his car breaks down. He gets out and began looking for help. He can't find any and passes out of heat stroke. But he survives and a snake stared him right in the eyes. 'AHHHHH!!!' He screamed. 'Hello' said the snake 'My name is Nate and I am a magical snake'...
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