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Broken Arms Jokes

A man with broken arms went to see the doctor.

Man: "Can I play piano after my hands are healed?"

Doctor: "Yes you can"

Man: "Amazing, I could not play piano before".

What has broken arms, broken legs and is on the bottom of a river?

People who tell jokes about the Mafia.

What do you call an Irishman with two broken arms?

sober

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Paddy and Murphy are chatting.

Paddy: "My mate came off of his motorbike today."

Murphy: "Oh really, Is he okay.?"

Paddy: He has brain damage, 2 broken arms & he is blind in one eye.

Murphy: "Fucking hell, no wonder he came off"!!!!

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My friend fell off his motorcycle

He has brain damage and two broken arms. Why the fuck would anyone let him try to ride in that condition is beyond me...

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So a sailor is submitted into the hospital

... with two broken arms. You know, a really tough guy, big muscles, lots of body hair and tattoos, a true seaman.

So the two nurses that have to wash him since his arms are broken meet in the halls and one says to the other:

"hey that sailor has a very funny tattoo on his willy, righ...

A priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Jewish Rabbi were at the bar debating over which of their religions was best

The priest suggested a competition. He said that the best way to figure out whose religion was best was to see who could convert an atheist to his own religion.

“No that’s too easy,” said the Rabbi.

Suddenly, a bear walked by and the Baptist preacher said, “the true religious man wou...

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One day Reddit's avatar, Snoo, dies and is greeted by St. Peter

One day Reddit's avatar, Snoo, dies and reaches the pearly gates of heaven.

Saint Peter looks at him.

"Oh, I know you! You're Snoo! Reddit's avatar!"

Snoo is intrigued by this moment. He *is known beyond this world*?

"Snoo, I've looked over your life's history. You're ju...

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