What's the difference between herpes and news about the British royal family?
It's easier to get rid of herpes.
Who is the heaviest member of the British royal family?
It's Diana, Princess of Whales.
Nobody tells the British Royal Navy what to do... Except the Irish.
This is the transcript of the "actual" radio conversation between the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, October 98. Radio conversation released by the chief of Naval operations, 10-10-98:
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
BRIT...
The British Royals are having tea
Queen Elizabeth says "Philip, I think you should see a doctor. I fear you have a touch of dementia."
"ME? *You're* the one who thinks she's the bloody Queen of England!"
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