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2 Iraqi men in the UK

2 iraqi men enter the UK as valid citizens they make a pact together..
Iraqi 1: In ten years we will meet back here and we will see who is the most british!

Iraqi 2: ok we shal do just that!

Ten years pass and the guys meet up.

Iraqi 1: Well i think i am the most british! i ...

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Three horny dogs

There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha)

A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence"

The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont work"

Th...

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British Redneck Joke

Bubba Windsor and Earl Spencer had just finished a leisurely tour of The Fitzwilliam Museum at Grove Lane and a gourmet repast at Loch Fyne Restaurant Ltd. on Trumpington St. On this fine afternoon they were proceeding northwest toward King's Parade and their destination, St Catherine's College of C...

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