Did you guys hear about the cheese shop explosion in France?

Da bries went *everywhere*

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What do cheese call sex?

The curds and the bries

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Yes I'm sober

Some Cheesy Jokes:

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam!

Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong Bries!

What did the cheese day when it looked in the mirror...

Why did the cheese board blow away?

Because of the strong bries.

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