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Bridge Collapse Jokes

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A priest and a rabbi are standing on the side of the road holding a sign that says, "TURN AROUND! THE END IS NIGH!!!"

A young man passing by in a car slows down and sticks his head out of the window to shout at them, "Get fucked, you religious freaks" and zooms ahead at full speed.

Moments later, they hear a yell followed by a loud splash.

The rabbi turns to the priest and says, "I told you we should ...

Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?

Ah well, we won't go over it then.

A blonde hears on the news that a bridge collapsed and killed a Brazilian.

She gasped, "That's a lot of people!"

A pastor and a priest stood alongside the road with signs saying "The end is near!" And "Turn your ways before its too late!"

A man drove by and saw their signs and yelled out his window "You guys are nuts!!" And continued driving. A few moments later they heard the sound of screeching tires followed by a splash. The pastor looked at the priest and said, "Maybe this isn't the best way to let people know that the bridge col...

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After bridge collapsed man decided to cross the river. While he cross something grabbed his balls and voice came out from underneath “ plus two or minus two?” Man had no idea what was going on and said “plus two”. After he passed he realized he has four balls now. When he was coming back he thought ...

Jesus walks into a bar.

Because the bar had caused him physical harm, Jesus told it "Because of your selfish need to whack people, I condemn thee to the confines of hell, as you will no longer be able to torment, for you will be tormented." And poof! The bar is gone.

The Golden Gate Bridge collapses.

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