I asked a friend for relationship advice and he told me to try breaking the ice
I don’t think she appreciated it when she fell through it into freezing waters
What if aliens are responsible for global warming?
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
An ice fishing joke never before posted here.
Billy Bob and his family decided to go ice fishing. So they loaded up all their tackle and headed up north and found a lake where they could go ice fishing with a tackle shop nearby in case they needed anything. When they got there the man behind the counter said they'd need ice picks for breaking t...
Why are narwhals good at meeting new friends?
They are very good at breaking the ice.
When meeting someone new, start with a conversation about global warming...
It's breaking the ice.
I'm kinda like Titanic when it comes to meeting people
Not that great at breaking the ice
Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because
they're terrible at breaking the ice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Anyone who has any simple, stupid jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and stupid little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.
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I'm a day late, but here's some Canadian jokes I came up with
1.) What do you call a Canadian military group?
- *The Eh Team*
2.) Welcome to Canada: Native land of the world's two sexiest Ryan's and the world's two most hated Justin's.
3.) Canadians are great at introducing themselves to strangers since they're so used to breaking the ice....
Fat chick
I was ice-skating today, just minding my own business, when I noticed a rather plump woman, who kept giving me the eye.
Eventually, she came over to me.
"Hi there. I'm a bit shy and I'm not very good at breaking the ice!" she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I ask...
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