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Break Up With Your Girlfriend Jokes

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did you break up with your girlfriend? You described the sex as mind blowing?

That's right. She didn't mind blowing other guys.

"How to break up with your girlfriend" A two-step process:

Step 1: take off your glasses

Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'

What do you get when you break up with your girlfriend in the shower?

A Kleenex

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