A seller at a flea market told a lady that an old mirror was magic and could grant wishes
She bought the mirror and brought it home. Looking for a suitable place to hang it, she settled on the back of the bedroom door. Taking a moment to collect her thoughts and wishes, she faced the mirror and pronounced, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my breasts size forty-four!” Instantly, her bra...
Johnny learns fast…
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “Please stay out of school for one week.”
Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw both your bra straps.” Teacher: “Suspended from school for one month.”
Teacher bent down to pic...
New Doctor is doing rounds in a psychiatric ward [Long]
He comes across a patient who looks perfectly fine otherwise and starts talking to him casually
Doctor: so what do you want to do in your life ? Patient: I just want to make myself a slingshot and hunt myself some swallows
Doctor thinks to himself maybe that’s what’s wrong with the ...
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