Three vampires are competing at who can drink the most blood
They decide to meet in an hour and see who drank the most. An hour passes and they meet. The first vampire's face is bloody. The second vampire is even bloodier, his hands are bloody aswell. But the third one won: the blood is dripping down his face and his shirt is coverred in it, and so are his ha...
A Pilot Is On A Plane About To Crash
A pilot is flying a plane when all of the sudden the plane begins to go down. Panicked, the pilot attempts to throw things out of the plane to make it lighter.
He announces this and is given three items a apple, a banana, and a bomb. He desperately throws them all out of the window one at a ...
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