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Bouyant Jokes

If you dropped a male and a female ant into water, which one survives?

The male, because it is bouyant

What do you call an overweight psychic in a pool?

Clair-bouyant

Y'know how ants will sacrifice themselves to form a bridge?

I read that when ants approach an obstacle such as water/oil/etc they will sacrifice themselves and form a chain to create a bridge across said obstacle. The coolest part to me is that the males specifically line up to form the bridge and protect the females. Apparently this is because they are not ...

My friend Claire predicted she'd be able to float in water

Guess she thought she was Claire bouyant.

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