UPJOKE

Bored At Work Jokes

Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.

An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and even purchased new ventures if they looked promising enough. Nothing was too big or small, and nothing was off limits.

The family consisted of a mother (Linda), father (Robert) and 3 sons (Robert Jr.,...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A husband comes home to his wife after being fired from the pickle factory...

His wife asks him "So what happened?"

The husband explains "I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to myself 'what would happen if I stuck my penis inside the pickle slicer?'"

The wife is clearly blind-sided by this confession and doesn't know what to s...

Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?


You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

*Knock knock*

\-Who's there?

\-Netanya!

\-Netanya who?

\-Yes.



Sorry. Bored at work at home and came up with this. Probably old as hell.

Your favorite one liner/quick joke?

When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C!

(punchline must be said in proper pirate voice)

(this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Yay for bar jokes!

A bartender is bored at work, as it is a slow night. There are far fewer customers than usual, and he still has another two hours before close. One of his patrons is quite drunk, but running low on money. The drunk man says "Hey barkeep! If you give me a free drink, I will recite all 50 states back...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.