It keeps telling me to turn around, it got me lost in France, and every now and then it falls apart.
Why does Bonnie Tyler only eat Greek Food?
She’s holding out for a gyro.
I recently bought a car on ebay that used to be owned by Bonnie Tyler.
It's terrible.
Every now and then it falls apart.
I bought a Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav
Total waste of money, all it ever does it tell me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month.
She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro.
Just arrived home and found a beautiful woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing "It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache..."
I thought to myself....She's a Bonnie Tyler.
I just recieved the worst gift of all time...
.. A Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps on telling me to “turn around”
And every now and then it falls apart.
Still, not as bad as the U2 one, where the streets have no names, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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