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They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds.

It'd be called Singh: A Song

Do you know how thousands of people quit smoking every year?

Do you know how thousands of people quit smoking every year?

Answer: By Dying


I saw it in a bollywood movie named Ra.one

You known you're stoned when you try to put a poppadom in the DVD player.

Your know you're really stoned when a Bollywood movie starts playing.

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