What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?
"It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven....
An angel ushers the Frenchman into a room filled with every French delicacy imaginable and instructs him - you can eat whatever you want, but if you eat anything from this table, at 5:00 a boiling pot of French onion soup will be wheeled in and you're going in it.
The Frenchman thinks for a ...
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A tea aficionado named “Patrick”…
A tea aficionado named Patrick moved to London to have a wide variety of teas available at his corner store. But that wasn’t enough. He soon began to use all the money he earned to travel the world to taste different styles of tea.
Obviously, he first went China many times, and backpacked to...
Confused Nurse
A doctor is making his usual rounds in the hospital when he sees one of his patients running hysterically down the hallway screaming, while a nurse is chasing after him with a boiling pot of water.
The doctor says, "Nurse Rachel is always getting things confused... I told her to prick the boi...
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